Ramen..ramen..ramen.. ramen. What more could you love than processed noodles and chicken flavoring? It is one of the cheapest meals a person could invest in that comes in bulk. PLUS- 0 grams of trans fat! Now that is a bargain. I would suggest ramen to any poor college student looking for a quick and easy meal. Note, I did not say delicious, Ramen is not by any means tasty yet it gets the job done. If you are not a ramen fan, then I would say Velveeta- easy mac, this is delicious and cheap.

Enough with this food jargon lets move on to real life matters. Today I was warming the bench for my college's softball team. I also helped out with stats so I didn't feel completely useless. As I was sitting on the bench and cheering on my team I couldn't help but notice the seagulls in the sky flying all around. I made up my mind, seagulls are one of God's most annoying creatures. They are loud, they poop on you and are always in the way. Birds in general can be annoying at times, but I really don't know when a seagull is NOT annoying. I am sorry if you are in love with seagulls, this might really offend you, but not sorry enough to delete this post.